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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

hi.

lame kite enggak ketemu. bajet ade sape-sape je bukak blog aku ni? haha. tnggu jp, nak HOUSE KEEPING jap.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

okay CREATIVE AND CRITICAL thinkers!
tengok betul-betul! What is the 'discriminate' value lies on this picture?
okay sape tahuu angkat ketiak!! nmpk sgt tak shave. haishh, akak ni.

nampak tak gambar ni, tak CCT lansungg!
diskriminasi sane sini meleluase, hape nk jadi dgn dunie ni.
diskriminasi untuk orang kaki pendek macam aku.
HOW WOULD YOU EXPECT ME TO SQUEEZE MY LOOOOONGGG *did i make it clear?
FOOT IN THAT TIGHT BOOTS?
seriously?

!

seriously, can someone out there come to my house
and propose me?
like yeah,
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE.
i'll devote my life to you.
i'm just too tired, yeah,after all, i'll just end up being a prosaic
kindergarten teacher teaching colors and apples, even with degree, not like the other of my friends.
i just don't see the future.
AND PLEASE, don't consult me. it's just make like you're insulting me,damn.

Friday, January 27, 2012

countless lessons.

yeah i did learn.
sometimes, things don't go as planned.
And that SUCKS!

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

student's code.

don't you just get this norm?
that a JUNIOR CAN'T; just CAN'T go to a senior's class and pretend like you're their friends. even if you are. what more posting some message at senior's fb.
stop acting like a slut dude, you can't get a senior, if that is what most juniors wish for. =.='

i'm backkkkkkkkkk!

hello honeys!
I'm backkkkkkk! to wake up in the afternoon everyday.
To download and LAUGH-OUT-ALONE in bed every night.
back to post around 3 posts every night at my blog, you're gonna get bored.
back to play my Sim, and buy new cloth for her!hahaha.
back to have MOVIE MARATHON.
back to lovely days. sent my resignation letter and got my paid.
tough days had gone. Weee~
oh yes,one more,i'm back to get MORE FAT,again!haha.

who says?

who says it was easy?
to work.to be a employed, to be a labor.
seriously.you got to be kidding me.

who says it was easy when you STILL have to smile and serve your customer even when they OBVIOUSLY just said that you're stupid and treat you as you know no English at all, but you're actually an English major?

it was not EASY to serve the customer that makes you wanna giggle all the time when they wear,erm, no offense, but an OUTSTANDING color boots with flare cut jeans, with serious problem with the t-shirt color. Gwrr! and guess what, she was trying to buy some cute knitted pink cardigan with a plaid gown for her daughter which was SO NOT MATCH! what to do? boss was glaring and making me flustered when he said; "wo! nice,suitable for your child" or should i say; only care for money she spent? GWRR! i couldn't just let another fashion terrorist walking down the alley, right guys? tskk!

who says it was easy when you're working with a OCPD-Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder and DID-Dissociative Identity Disorder. like hell, where am I? Mental Hospital? haiyaaaaaaaaa!

who says it was easy when your boss is like some serious anti-government activist. like he bought Sinar Harian everyday and blablah blabbering about politic, DAILY! takott. and he even asked me, "hohh, you Farah selaku mace pelajaa laa, demo raso guano, betul ko keraje'e ni membantu?"
aku sengih mcm kerang busuk geleng, PELAJAR TAK BOLEH TERLIIBAT DENGAN AKTIVITI POLITIK. *tk tahu nk reply ape. "doh tuu,you dok belajaa psal politik, gapo you ni, pelajaa gapo gini" gwrr! spooky huh? all you want to do is work, yet, your work is answering political questions.

man, seriously. it WASN'T EASY. Wake up every morning with the same old uniform and the same smell of coffee for breakfast. forcing every tiny mitochondria in the body to work for another day. yes, i felt it and now, i'm giving my fullest respect to all workers. You're SUPERCOOL~ *bjet aryni Labor Day jeaa.hua3.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

matilaaaa akuuuuu!

saya telah menempah maut apabila membuka akaun HongLeong Bank.
sebab ape? please dont ask, see it yourself!

debit card kepale hatuk ko.
hantuk kepale ke dinding, sbb ko lahh Hello Kitty mati nk jawab Puan Fauziah.

silly crush.

hey remember when we used to crush someone we tend to do stupid things?
believe me, we will do anything to grab his attention
which now i think, man so damn silly.

so, i re-quoted (reka se-akan akan laa kan story tu) from 17 mag a story which makes me ROFL.
" I went for a picnic with my cousin and his hot friend.
I tried to start a conversation. And it works!
he asked if i played basketball, and i said yes. *elehh konon bjet nk jive in laaaa knon. Then he asked for my number, and i quickly give him my phone number. Then he said; I meant your jersey number."

kahkahkah.lawak kan?
tak eh? okaybye!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

err, dlm kate lain?

ade pekare yg aku rase sgt SEDIH.
nak-nak bile bahase ditukar DEMI MENJAGA MARUAH
dan tknak buat org terase.
org Melayu ckp;
TERLAJAK KATA TAK BOLEH DI UNDUR.

mcm tdi boss mcm berleter psal GOWN, LONG DRESS.
mcm sape yg sesuai pkai.
dye bagi 2 example, tpi dye mcm ckp Hockien sbb nk eksplen kt
akak Cine tuu, tpi sgt gwrr!

*note: dye eksplen ckp cine.
GOWN SATU.

panjang dan ade cutting : Sesuai utk org yg TINGGI CANTIK.

GOWN DUA.

kembang dan pendek tk smpai bwh kaki : sesuai untuk org PENDEK GEMUK. (dye ade mention perkataan FEI* gemuk dlm bhse cine.

aku pun angguk2 bjet pham je,
yg pling BEST, bos buat analogy;
"mace you Farah, kene pkai gown 2 tuu ke, bade you mace ituu"
aku pun pndg bdan diri sendiri, PELIK. (tkmao terime knytaan)
"yolaahh bade you mace berisi, dok comey pkai yg gown satu tuu"
terus dye blah, mgkin kate2 tuu akan membuat aku
rase tknak makan seminggu gklaaa.

Friday, December 23, 2011

H.

gambar ehsan; MYSPACE.com
hahha, she's turning 19!yayy!
H.H;
remember how we used to look at the starry night
and laughed all night?
the day we're fighting but make it up the next morning
after you got my small text message in a piece of paper written;
FORGIVE ME, I'M SORRY.
it's DEPRESSING when my mom asked me to find boyfriend when she's AFRAID
that we'll go beyond than just friends,
and desperately trying to find one.
everything was cute, when we do it together.
SWEET 19, i'm just a plain friend with acne plus a Major Loser
yet, you still be with me, and that's CUTE. Thank you
for calling me for more than 2 hours today, being with me through ups and down.
ILOVEYOU,and i meant it. Happy Belated Birthday,
May Allah gives His Blessing to you.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

crossing fingers

she's COOL but she's a GEEK.
she's CUTE but not TAME.
she's my friend and she's seriously FREAKING OUT for
her final countdown for her results
so that I'll be standing in the lane with a pink polka dotted handkerchief
saying goodbye before she's off to AUSSIE,
you'll be great SEYNA!
I promise you. good luck,hon!

Friday, November 18, 2011

for you i will.

* kedengaran lagu Teddy Geiger , For you I will.

smtre lyan laguu, aku ade dtg mood nk mgutuk,

bkpe laa mak dye ni bg nme Geiger, bek Ginger je trus.hha.

ni dasar org hati dengki busukk, TAK SEDAR DIRI NAK MUET esk! hha.

before i melalut.

nk ckp tahap cinta aku SUPER SAYYA ni, kalah cinta Fahri kpd Aisya dlm ayt2 cinta

kalah cintaa Jaja pde Din.

hha. for him, aku snggup isi borang red fm,

late night love songs, * takpe agy

request lagu, boleh blah agy.

ni yg tbley blah, buat dedication!

aku pun mcm byse start berDRAMA akuu,

jgn slahkan tgan yg menaip, salaah kann KOS aku yg mngaja DRAMA,

sorry eh Madam Adrinaa,eh, ke Adriana name lecturer tuu? hha.

smpai sudah slah eje nme dye!sorry, Ma'am!

aku buat dedication, ehem.ehem.

*dlm BI laa kan, ececehh kelaaas agy youuuu!

buat seseorang yg telah sye minat slme 5 thn, ketahuilahh bahawa

seseorang sgt mencintai muuu, jdah ape ntah.

bulu ketiak aku pun geli dgar, cmne ntah aku bley reke bndee gtuu! HAHAHA.

yg best, aku masuk contest tuu tok menang ticket Rock zone 2pm laa kan,

rupe2 nye slah contest, nk mng jazzz at Penang beach jdah ape ntah.

sueeyyyy tol laaaa!

just so you know alaaahhh, * klw ko pndai bace bhse kmpung aku ni,hha.

jang woo young, for you, i will. hha.

i'm screwed!

see!

no, watch me.

i think i'm gonna repeat MUET.

see ya, next time MUET! hha :D

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

saye bkn sotong lahhh lao ban!

salam alaik.

helluuuu *suare pitching tinggi + gedikk!

aryni saya ada byk ceritera psal keje.

1. dah dpat gaji! shuuhhhh *suh diam smbil jari ke bibir.

(bjet tnggi sgt lahhh)

2. tdi sye terlupe nk bg MasterCard customer blek.

tsk.tsk.takoott! *ke nk curik2 g shpping dlu dgn kad tuu?hhe.gelak jahat.

3. tdi boss kan DISKRIMINASI! wawaaaa ~

knpe laa idup aku skmo gni? emphh, diaa kan, tdi

pnggil staff sorg agy tlg dye angkot brg, pstuu dan2 plak kutok aku.

"bkn ape sye pnggil youu"*loghat klate

"sye tgok youu buleh angkt bnde2 berat, drp siFarah tuu lembik"

sume org gelakk.tk baik! teringt coach Taekwando dluu

ckp aku ni SOTONG! hellooo ehh,tgok gigi laaa, spe besar?

4. tdi kannn ade customer dri Iraqq, sume tolak2 aku

suh serve customer tuu, mntang2 laa aku bdk UIA,

dyowg ape pedulik aku UIA tk slme ni. cehh. yg klako, mule2 sume

pening ttao cstomer tuu org mne!hahahah :D

pstuu aku mcm mberanikan diri tnye anak dye;

"ma ismuki?" *idung kmbg kempis, boleh ingt tuu je.

dri setebal2 buku arab blaja slme 2 sem tk function gk!

hha, ni namenye EXAM ORIENTED eh! yg syokk nye.

bdak tuu mcm pndg slek kat aku, then abg dye plak kne trnslte blek.

aku ckp dlm hati, slah ke makhraj aku? yg tbley blah

dye reply blek ENGLISH okay!

my name is SUTSHA. siap ejaa okay! S.U.T.S.H.A!

aku mcm telan segale dendam yg ade dlm hati.

budok ni mmg tk kng budi, ikot aty mao tampo ni!

relaaax Fara.Relaaaxxx.

okay, nak relax kne tidoo!

tpi kne buat keje apek mo,ngengg tol laa. mntg2 aku gne lptop dye.

okay, saudari-saudara.

tc.nyte2. muahhxx!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

suka-suki.

so, klw result dh berani nk tonjol kan diri,

mule lahh bdak2 ni,

pndai plak nk active nk online.cheyy.

yg dulu tk prnah2 nk tnjuk gigi kt dpn lptop

skang menepek je kt skrin tuu. hoho. satu hal nye,

sbb PORTAL UIA mmg bngong. aku ttao laa klw

IBNU HAJAR tuu nme unknown islam scholar atau

aku yg UNKNOWNkan beliau, tpi klw link mnje2 kuaa nme tuu bile bkak

portal, saya kire tuu NAKAL MANJE!

tpi yg pling OBLIVIOUSnye laa kan,

kwn2 korang yg tk prnah2 nk hint-hint kt fb ke,

nk msg2 time cuti pun rajin nk kol-kol,

msg-msg. nk TANYE RESULT org.

kan, pembuktian rakyat MALAYSIA SGT PENYIBUK.

tepuk tngan,kwn-kwn.

tpi hightlight of the nite here bkn psal si penyibuk,

tpi psal keSUKASUKIan antum-antum dan mgkin ana skali. *hha.gelak terase

cek nak habak sket,

awat laaa bdak2 ni suke suki je nk ROUND OFF kan pointer or GPA anda?

seriouslyy, tlglaaaa nk kate pndg cermin,tk sedo diri jgok

nk soh rndam dlm air kple tuu lemas pulok.

haishhh,ttao laa.

ni kan, cth eh;

GPA : 2.5222222

klw org tnye brpe pointer ko?

dijawabnye, 3.00. okay.aku over laaa,

tpi lebih kurang laaaa kan?

mudah nyee klw boleh round off kan?

gua tahu lu trer math, tpi klw pointer ko 3.45, ko boleh plak ckp 3.5.

sbb ko round off kan jdahh tuu.

mmgg laa tahuu, KO BIJAK MATH, tpi 3.5 tuu Dean's List wehh,

tlgg laaa, ni nak kejar tittle ke hapee weh?

anything everything. you may fool the people, but one day you'll just end up fooling yourself

think back; THIS IS YOU! YOUR RESULT!

why bother telling lies to people, they won't give you money for that!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

T.T sedih.

anyongg.

tkyah nk bjet sprise sgt laa.hha.ni post num2 tok mlm ni.

hahha, tkyahh nk ckp lme tk jmpe jdah ngrot laa

bru je post tdi.hhe.

KESEDIHAN WAN NOOR FARAH #1

aku tiap2 hari lap cermin kedai, nk bjet cte Koreaa sket ade laa

mgkin hero kacak fall in love dgn gigi besar plus besi aku ni, tpi aku lupe diri.

ini kedai Baby maa,klw ada LELAKI punn, suami org.

bini either tgah sarat mngndung or ank bru bsalin.wawaaaa.tsk.tsk.

KESEDIHAN WAN NOOR FARAH #2

quote yg didedikasikan untuk ku oleh FAA HANAN

mcm sedih je nk sedapkan hati nk ckp tk lakuuu SEDIH SGTT!

KESEDIHAN WAN NOOR FARAH #3

klw abg aku nmpak aku dwnload byk QUOTE pelik2 yg hanan bg

ni kat laptop dye ni, msti free2 dpt penyikuu ni.

buat malu kuarge je.hahahha, kntoi sgt aku LONELY kan?

jgn laa ckp pathetic, nnti aku nges.

bikin ketiak waa ituu BASAH sikit.

ape agy amoi?

KIJAA laahh *merujuk kepada kata dasar dalam Kamus Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka Edisi ke-3 KERJA.

mane ade kijaa dlm dulnia ini sng? lu ckp sama waa ah?

okay,enough.takott!

mgkin 1 hari aku akan upload jgak gmbar Kak Kim dgn Kak Nana tnjuk kat korang

skali dgn bos aku, nme dye ape eh? hahah, Eric kott. aku mcm ade dngar nme Eric je 10 kali

dye kott boss. ngeh3.

3 pekara kamu perlu tahu tentang kerja baru saya;

1. Bos saya Cina-Kelantan,so mmg sume pun ckp Kelantan, skali dgn Kak Kim tuu nk kecek Klntan dgn loghat Cine dye tuu,takott tak? mmg aku tbley lari dri Pantai Timoo!

2. Kak Kim dgn Kak Nana? w.t?? dh pangkat mak aku bai, sje je pnggil AKAK dgn hrpan dyowg bjet mude sket, knun bley pauu shift laaa ni.hahaha :D

3. Kak Nana ngumpat psal Kak Kim kat sye; automatically reversed cycle, Kak Kim slalu ngdu sal Kak Nana kat aku. hoi.hoi. ingt aku p kijaa nk jdi PRS kaa? nk dngar sekoq2 punyaa mslah? cehh, untuk kekalakan ECOSYSTEM nye, aku tulis psal 2 AKAK ni kat blog. bruu laa BALANCE,kan??

satuu hal agy, korang psan tk name akak berdua tu sorang KIM sorang NANA.

gabung2 jdi KIM NANA, heroin cite City Hunter. sekian.hahaha.

ape2 cite pun aku akan associate dgn Korea jgak. mintak maap laa ye!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

the species i hate.

people may have things that they like

without reason.

but me, i hate this kind of species.

TALK MUCH, yet NOTHING.

i experienced my whole life with this species

i can't adapt living with em'

talk as they are SUPERIOR

what more talking about the things i think,

only certain people deserves can talk.

like, ISLAM.

i know i'm not the one to talk about this,

well, at least i'm not boasting myself about it.

in fb status talking about hadith and Quran

no harm, i respect it,

hey, i'm a MUSLIM too, and i'm proud of it.

but when it turns out that you did the OPPOSITE,

seriously, i think you need a break.

ps; no harm. don't get agitated or suddenly

thought this post is for you.

it's global. and please,

DONT MAKE ANOTHER STATUS JUST AS REPLYING THIS POST.

nmpk sgt ko terase,

"SAPE MKN CILI DYE TERASE PEDAS."

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

put your hands up because they're coming!

for years and years.

i never thought they would came here, yet

this is it, THEY'RE COMIN'

oh yeah.oh yeah (lagu MBLAQ)

but they ain't cheap T.T

plus, klw dpt ticket free pun..

blum tentu Pn. Fauziah bg kott! waaa~

nak tgok Wooyoungie.tsk.tsk.

untglaaa ade free seating,

so bley beli last minute ticket

tapi, klw stkat nmpak idung Chansung je

buatpe doh?