sebab ape? please dont ask, see it yourself!
debit card kepale hatuk ko.
hantuk kepale ke dinding, sbb ko lahh Hello Kitty mati nk jawab Puan Fauziah.
Thursday, December 29, 2011
matilaaaa akuuuuu!
saya telah menempah maut apabila membuka akaun HongLeong Bank.
sebab ape? please dont ask, see it yourself!
debit card kepale hatuk ko.
hantuk kepale ke dinding, sbb ko lahh Hello Kitty mati nk jawab Puan Fauziah.
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sebab ape? please dont ask, see it yourself!
debit card kepale hatuk ko.
hantuk kepale ke dinding, sbb ko lahh Hello Kitty mati nk jawab Puan Fauziah.
silly crush.
hey remember when we used to crush someone we tend to do stupid things?
believe me, we will do anything to grab his attention
which now i think, man so damn silly.
so, i re-quoted (reka se-akan akan laa kan story tu) from 17 mag a story which makes me ROFL.
" I went for a picnic with my cousin and his hot friend.
I tried to start a conversation. And it works!
he asked if i played basketball, and i said yes. *elehh konon bjet nk jive in laaaa knon. Then he asked for my number, and i quickly give him my phone number. Then he said; I meant your jersey number."
kahkahkah.lawak kan?
tak eh? okaybye!
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believe me, we will do anything to grab his attention
which now i think, man so damn silly.
so, i re-quoted (reka se-akan akan laa kan story tu) from 17 mag a story which makes me ROFL.
" I went for a picnic with my cousin and his hot friend.
I tried to start a conversation. And it works!
he asked if i played basketball, and i said yes. *elehh konon bjet nk jive in laaaa knon. Then he asked for my number, and i quickly give him my phone number. Then he said; I meant your jersey number."
kahkahkah.lawak kan?
tak eh? okaybye!
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
err, dlm kate lain?
ade pekare yg aku rase sgt SEDIH.
nak-nak bile bahase ditukar DEMI MENJAGA MARUAH
dan tknak buat org terase.
org Melayu ckp;
TERLAJAK KATA TAK BOLEH DI UNDUR.
mcm tdi boss mcm berleter psal GOWN, LONG DRESS.
mcm sape yg sesuai pkai.
dye bagi 2 example, tpi dye mcm ckp Hockien sbb nk eksplen kt
akak Cine tuu, tpi sgt gwrr!
*note: dye eksplen ckp cine.
GOWN SATU.
panjang dan ade cutting : Sesuai utk org yg TINGGI CANTIK.
GOWN DUA.
kembang dan pendek tk smpai bwh kaki : sesuai untuk org PENDEK GEMUK. (dye ade mention perkataan FEI* gemuk dlm bhse cine.
aku pun angguk2 bjet pham je,
yg pling BEST, bos buat analogy;
"mace you Farah, kene pkai gown 2 tuu ke, bade you mace ituu"
aku pun pndg bdan diri sendiri, PELIK. (tkmao terime knytaan)
"yolaahh bade you mace berisi, dok comey pkai yg gown satu tuu"
terus dye blah, mgkin kate2 tuu akan membuat aku
rase tknak makan seminggu gklaaa.
©2010 WAN NOOR FARAH'S OFFICIAL BLOG ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
nak-nak bile bahase ditukar DEMI MENJAGA MARUAH
dan tknak buat org terase.
org Melayu ckp;
TERLAJAK KATA TAK BOLEH DI UNDUR.
mcm tdi boss mcm berleter psal GOWN, LONG DRESS.
mcm sape yg sesuai pkai.
dye bagi 2 example, tpi dye mcm ckp Hockien sbb nk eksplen kt
akak Cine tuu, tpi sgt gwrr!
*note: dye eksplen ckp cine.
GOWN SATU.
panjang dan ade cutting : Sesuai utk org yg TINGGI CANTIK.
GOWN DUA.
kembang dan pendek tk smpai bwh kaki : sesuai untuk org PENDEK GEMUK. (dye ade mention perkataan FEI* gemuk dlm bhse cine.
aku pun angguk2 bjet pham je,
yg pling BEST, bos buat analogy;
"mace you Farah, kene pkai gown 2 tuu ke, bade you mace ituu"
aku pun pndg bdan diri sendiri, PELIK. (tkmao terime knytaan)
"yolaahh bade you mace berisi, dok comey pkai yg gown satu tuu"
terus dye blah, mgkin kate2 tuu akan membuat aku
rase tknak makan seminggu gklaaa.
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